Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Chocolate is stalking me

Chocolate doesn't just like to mock me. It is actively stalking me.

Yesterday was a rough day. I woke wanting chocolate (perhaps I dreamt of it?). The feeling didn't abate. I thought about it all morning. All afternoon. All day.

Driving home from a friend's house, I saw a Cadbury truck in my rear view mirror. Un-fricking-believable. It followed me for ten hours minutes. It eventually pulled away, and I breathed a sigh of relief. But then I looked to my right to see this:

Wouldn't it be nice if the Cadbury truck would just
LEAVE ME ALONE?!

The Cadbury logo. The Boost (one of my fave chockies). I want. I need. I crave.


Help! How can I avoid chocolate's evil clutches?

6 comments:

  1. I have such huge issues with Chocolate I named my blog after it….IMHO, the only thing that has worked for me is to treat it like an addiction. Stop cold turkey and never go back……Really hard but I lost more than 20kg!!

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  2. I can relate to you. I try to pretend that Chai tea is just as good. We all know the real truth though..I'm hearing you! K x

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  3. On that is rude!

    And you totally have me craving chocolate now!

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  4. I hear you! If this kind of problem strikes I have a hot chocolate made with water, you know, just to take the edge off! I have popped over from Flog your Blog.

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  5. Ugh! Now I want a Boost bar, and I haven't even thought about them for ages! Oh dear. :-/

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  6. Sorry to have passed on my chocolatey Boost cravings! Thanks to everyone for visiting.

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